[The video begins with the Newgrounds-style preloader first seen in "A CERTIFIED HOOD ANNOUNCEMENT", consisting of the Newgrounds logo with text reading "SIIVAGROUNDS" and Wood Man in the tank instead of the tankman. After the loading finishes, the "PLAY" button is clicked and the animation begins, starting with the 7 GRAND DAD title screen being shown with the text reading "7 GRAND AWESOME" and Egoraptor inside the Fred Flintstone star.]
Egoraptor: "7 GRAND AWESOME"? What the fuck? Fleentstones?
[Cut to a scene parodying the 7 GRAND DAD opening sequence, showing the Flintstone and Rubble families and their pets standing outside, with Egoraptor replacing Grand Dad's secondary form and dressed up to resemble him. He then looks up to see Dr. Butler, who has captured Dino with his machine.]
Dr. Butler: Hahaha! I'm Dr. Butler, I've come from the future to take dinosaurs from the past for the past exhibit in my future museum!
Egoraptor: I mean, like, sure, I mean, yeah, those are pretty common.
[Dr. Butler's machine captures Hoppy, then flies away.]
Dr. Butler: And I'm taking this too!
Egoraptor: Oh, now you crossed the line! Where the fuck am I gonna find a new kangaroo!?
The Great Gazoo: Looks like you need some help, grandpappy o' pal! Woohoohoohoo! Get the parts for my time machine and we'll be there in a jiffy!
Egoraptor: Okay, I don't really want to, but I- I guess, you know... It's-a me, Fred Flintstone, yabba dabba, here we go.
[Egoraptor appears drawn in the style of the traditional Mario, followed by shots of him hitting a dinosaur on the head, on the spinning wheel with platforms seen in the first 7 GRAND DAD level, and sitting atop the level's boss. The video then cuts to showing Hard-Head Harry.]
Hard-Head Harry: Bahh, hey, uhh, you wanna play some, uhh, basketball?
[Egoraptor is shown with text reading "He's a cave man" beside him.]
Egoraptor: Do I look like I know what a basketball is?
Hard-Head Harry: Think fast, chucklenuts!
[Hard-Head Harry throws the solid stone basketball at Egoraptor, who gets hit in the face, resulting in visible injuries.]
Egoraptor: OH FUCK!! Ow, what the fuck was that!? Was that a rock!?
[Cut to Hard-Head Harry sitting on a bench holding a water bottle.]
Hard-Head Harry: Daaahhh, yeah, of course! You know these prehistoric times! Everything's either a rock or a dinosaur!
[Cut to a pelicansaurus standing on a branch.]
Pelicansaurus: Nyeh, it's a trope.
[Cut to Egoraptor in 7 GRAND DAD's snow level, in front of a spinning wheel with platforms and icicles directly above him.]
Egoraptor: Ah shit, alright... You can do this, you can do this... One, two, three, hmph...!
[Upon jumping, Egoraptor hits his head on the icicles in the ceiling, resulting in a splatter of blood and him falling to the ground below.]
Egoraptor: AGH FUCKING DICK BALLS JESUS CHRIST THAT'S MY HEAD!! OW!! FUCK!!
[Cut to Egoraptor playing the game in his room.]
Egoraptor: What the fuck? How is that fair!?
[Cut to the Great Gazoo in front of his time machine, who then starts humping the machine incessantly.]
The Great Gazoo: Thanks for the parts, Freddy boy! [Repetitive grunting] Sexual noises, sexual noises!
Egoraptor: Ew, come on, dude! There are children here! Fuck!
[Pebbles Flintstone appears on-screen, then gets her eyes promptly covered by Egoraptor. Cut to a title card reading "ZOMFG TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!", followed by Egoraptor being shown in 7 GRAND DAD's future level, with George Jetson flying overhead.]
Egoraptor: Okay, here I am in the fucking future and shit!
George Jetson: [To the tune of the Jetsons theme song] Meet George Jetso- [Normal voice] Hey, you look a lot like this Mario guy!
[Egoraptor is shown from above with text reading "Still a cave man LOL" beside him.]
Egoraptor: Who?
George Jetson: You know, Mario! From the video game?
Egoraptor: What's a video?
[George Jetson flies off-screen and explodes. Cut to Dr. Butler, who then enters his machine from 7 GRAND DAD's final boss battle.]
Dr. Butler: So, you've finally made it to my future lair in the future! Well, if you want your dinosaurs back, you're gonna have to fight me... In a boss battle!
[Grand Dad's primary form is shown holding up his middle finger. Egoraptor then hits Dr. Butler in the face.]
Egoraptor: Fuck you! BOOM!
Dr. Butler: Ow! You hit me in the face with a big stick! OW FUCK!
Dino: Yo, nice job, Grand Dad! That dude really ain't shit!
Egoraptor: Thanks, erm, D- Dino and Hoppy, I knew I could... count on you... Heh.
[Gross-out versions of Dino and Hoppy are shown, followed by a close-up of Egoraptor's face. The Great Gazoo then appears, taking off his pants and showing his genitals, which are censored with a black bar with text reading "VERY CENSORED / Seriously, you don't wanna see this."]
The Great Gazoo: I'm here also! I'm the Great Gazoo! Zop-zop-toodaloo-dum-dum! Now watch me meat-spin into the camera for approximately thirty seconds and nothing more! Behold, the Great Gazoo's great gherkin!
Egoraptor: You think showing your green gherkin's gonna do anything? It's not gonna do anything for me... It's disgusting... Shit looks like a goddamn Happy Meal toy... [Burp] 'Scuse me.
Tankman: Cock joke!
[Cut to a screen parodying the egoraptor.net ending bumpers, with the Newgrounds logo replaced with the cover art for SiIvaGrounds - Every Rip, by Everyone, and the "egoraptor.net" text replaced with "highquality.rip".]
Egoraptor: This video was created by SiIvaGunner for the Newgrounds album out now!
