"Title Theme (OST Version) - Zelda Gaiden" is a high quality rip of the OST version of "Title Theme" from Zelda Gaiden.
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This rip references "Title Theme - Ura Zelda". It starts out with the advertised track, which starts to become a mashup with "Astronaut in the Ocean" at 0:04. Immediately after, however, it suddenly becomes a mashup of "Heaven and Hell" by Mutsuhiko Izumi from jubeat with various Nicolas Cage-related sources. At 1:06, samples of Cage's "NOT THE BEES!" scene from The Wicker Man play "Song of Healing" from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, referencing the "Song of Storms" part in "Title Theme - Ura Zelda".
Accompanying this is Garry's Mod footage of a person with a Nicolas Cage model running around the overworld of the The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, with some textures replaced with Nicolas Cage's face in reference to the mod The Legend of Cage: Beneath the Mask, with the caption "ME ON MY WAY TO FIND THE / HAPPY MASK SALESMAN". At 1:26, when the player encounters the Happy Mask Salesman, the caption changes to "HOLY SHIT WHAT / THERE HE FUCKING IS". The player attacks the Happy Mask Salesman and returns the Moon to its proper place, and at 1:42 the caption changes to "I FUCKING DID IT".
| Time | Joke/Line | Source/Movie |
|---|---|---|
| 0:03 | "Astronaut in the Ocean" | Masked Wolf |
| 0:04, 0:33, 0:42, 1:08, 1:17, 1:36 | "AAAAAA" | The Wicker Man |
| 0:08, 0:14, 1:43 | "HOW'D IT GET BURNED!?" | |
| 0:11, 0:16, 0:23 | "A-B-C-D-E-F-G!" | Vampire's Kiss |
| 0:18 | "Cop car! Uh huh!" | Gone in 60 Seconds |
| 0:19 | "Had their entrails cut out and burned!" | National Treasure |
| 0:21 | ??? | ??? |
| 0:22 | "Do you understand what I'm saying, I do not wanna do this!" | Snake Eyes |
| 0:25 | "14,000 EYEWITNESSES!" | |
| 0:26, 1:05 | "NOT THE BEES" | The Wicker Man |
| 0:27 | (Laughing) | Face/Off |
| 0:29, 1:43 | "What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole?" | The Rock |
| 0:35, 0:45 | "Can I get my prescription, PLEEEASE?" | Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans |
| 0:36, 0:46 | "You watch your fucking mouth!" | Face/Off |
| 0:38, 0:49 | "Ha haaaaaa" | Leaving Las Vegas |
| 0:40, 0:50 | "Step away from the bike!" | The Wicker Man |
| 0:52 | "THIS IS MURDER! MURDER! YOU'LL ALL BE GUILTY! AND YOU'RE DOING IT FOR NOTHING! KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMN HONEY!" | |
| 1:10, 1:19 | "THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!" | Vampire's Kiss |
| 1:13, 1:22, 1:42 | "Fuck off" | Captain Corelli's Mandolin |
| 1:14 | "Hey, have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you PISSED BLOOD?" | Matchstick Men |
| 1:26 | Various "Nicolas Cage" | The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent |
| 1:31 | "I LOST MY HAND! I LOST MY BRIDE!" | Moonstruck |
| 1:44 | "Fucking Files" | Vampire's Kiss |
Trivia[]
- The usage of the mix name "OST Version" in the title is a reference to the running gag of "OST Version" rips of Majora's Mask using Nicolas Cage samples.
- The credited composer is deliberately misspelled as "Koji Kondom".