The song "Totino's Pizza Rolls" (often shorted to "Totino's") is a minor meme on the SilvaGunner channel. Rips featuring the meme use part of the "Totino's" song from Tim and Eric's "TOTINO BOY" video. Which mostly is used on Sonic Mania rips.

Origin

On November 6, 2014, a video was uploaded on Tim and Eric's channel, named "TOTINO BOY!".

On July 22, 2016, Sega hosted a Sonic the Hedgehog 25th Anniversary stream to announce the upcoming games Sonic Mania and Sonic Forces, among other content. The stream was fraught with production errors (such as muted audio, sudden camera cuts, and droning audio), as well as several awkward performances. The stream was sponsored by Totinos® Stuffed Nachos™, whose products appeared several times in awkward moments during the stream.

Meme

See also: Category:Rips featuring Totino's

Prior to the game's actual release, there were a handful of Sonic Mania rips that were actually just other Genesis Sonic songs with a Totino's joke, and the composer changed to reference the joke. in reference to the anniversary livestream. This however was pretty infrequent. The first rip to use the joke was "Trailer Theme (Livestream Version) - Sonic Mania", shortly after the trailer was streamed.

After the game was released on August 2017, a lot of Sonic Mania rips were made which all had the joke in them. Every Mania rip without a mix name references Totino's in some way,[1] and every composer credit for Mania and Mania Plus is changed into a Totino's joke as well in almost all rips (i.e. Tiago "Tee" Lopes, the main composer, is credited as Tee "Totino's" Lopes, Hunter Bridges is credited as Hunter "Punk Bass" Bridges and Jun Senoue is credited as "Hard Rock Jun" Senoue, a reference to the character Hard Rock Joe).

When Mania Plus was announced a handful of Mania Plus rips were made with the Totino's joke in them, however many of the Mania Plus rips that had no mix name in them didn’t.

By October 2017, the SiIvaGunner community's response to this was extremely negative, with some videos being heavily disliked.[2][3] The rip "Head 2 Head - Versus Mode (4P) - Sonic Mania Plus" references the negative reception of the meme. As with many memes, fans started liking it once it became less frequent.

For the third anniversary of Mania in 2020, the set of mixless Totino's rips of Mania and Mania Plus was completed, and the album Totino's Mania Original Soundtrack was released to compile those rips. The rips were also used as part of a Totino's-themed Mania mod called Totino's Mania that was released alongside the album.

Outside of Mania rips, this is only a minor meme, not having a big impact and mostly only appearing in medley rips.

Transcript/Lyrics

Click "Expand" to show the transcript of "TOTINO BOY!"

[bass]
Hey, my name's Hard Rock Joe, and I hope you like punk music 'cuz there's a punk song that I wrote for Totino's Pizza Rolls™.

Totino's, Totino's... [bleep] START THE MUSIC RIGHT!
[bass]
Totino's, [bass] -no's, [chomp] how did you know?
Totino's, Totino's, everybody's talking 'bout [chomp]
Totino's, Totino's, hot pizza rolls
They're not burritos, burritos... thank you.

Feminine Pizza Bag!
AIIIIMYIIIIA!

[bass]
Wanna go nuts?
Come to my place and see a pizza roll!
[bass]

Hi everybody, my name is Tim Heidecker.
And I'm Eric Wareheim.
Hey Eric, do you know what my name is?
Absolutely, you just told us. Tim Heidecker.
Wrong! I'm Totino the Pizza Boy! He he hehehehehe!
[laugh track]

Hi, I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret.
I am Pizza Totino's Boy.

Hmmm.
Tu- checkmate.
We're all winners thanks to Totino's Pizza Rolls™.
[chomp]
Pizza Chess!

[bass]
You can keep all that corporate BS!
I'm into punk Pizza Rolls with Totino's!
[bass]

There comes a time where you need a meal quick
But you want a snack with a spicy kick
Make 'em in the oven or the microwave,
Think about th-all the time you'll save
PUNK MOSH!

[chomp]
Pizza Valentine!

I-I-I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it.

There's three things I love in life:
My mama-mia.
Party Pizzas.
Totino Boy.
I can't get enough of 'Totino's Pizza Rolls™.
I put 'em in my mouth five times a day.

I put some rolls in my mouth.
I put some rolls in my mouth.
Pizza Roll! I put some rolls in my mouth.
I put some rolls in my mouth.
I-I I put some rolls in my mouth.

[tap dance] YEAH!

[popping sounds]
[drum sounds]
PIZZA ROLL LAUNCHER!
[bass]

I feed you in the morning.
[slap] WOO!
I feed you at lunch.
[slap] WOO!
I feed you at dinner.
[slap] WOO!
Augh-

Totino's, Totino's, how did you know?
[bass]Totino's, Totino's, everybody's talking 'bout
Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's,
WOO! Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's,
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! WOO! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! WOO! YEAH!
["YEAH!"s continue in the background]
 
I'm talking about the original hardcore punk scene. That's what I'm all about.
Like punk bass. [bass]
And pizza rolls!

YEAH! WOO!


Click "Expand" to see the transcript of the full song.

Totino's, Totino's, how did you know?
Totino's, Totino's, everybody's talking 'bout
Totino's, Totino's, hot pizza rolls
They're not burritos, burritos, nooooooooo

There comes a time where you need a meal quick
But you want it with a tasty kick
Make 'em in the oven or the microwave,
Thinkin' all about all the time you'll save
[random noises to the song]

Totino's, Totino's, how did you know?
Totino's, Totino's, everybody's talking 'bout
Totino's, Totino's, hot spicy rolls
With jalapeños, 'lapeños, wherever you go

Now the rap part heres a real guard
It's a dance break somethin' bout that
With a thing and a thing and a [gibberish]
[random noises to the song]

Totino's, Totino's, how did you know?
Totino's, Totino's, everybody's talking 'bout
Totino's, Totino's, hot pizza rolls
They're not burritos, burritos, nooooooooo

[random noises to the song]
You can eat 'em while the sun goes down
That way everything beautiful turns to brown

Totino's, Totino's, how did you know?
Totino's, Totino's, everybody's talking 'bout
Totino's, Totino's, where did they go?
Where's my Totino's, Totino's? Nooooooooo


Trivia

References

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General Characters: Dr. RobotnikCool Meme TeamSonic.exeTails Doll
Meme: Totino's
Events Sonic the Hedgehog 25th AnniversaryMaki Nishikino's Birthday 2018Maki Nishikino's Birthday 2020Sonic Mania 3rd AnniversarySonic Arcade 25th AnniversaryMaki Nishikino's Birthday 2021
Albums 7 Somari DadCD Grand BetaTotino's Mania Original Soundtrack
Frequently ripped tracks Back 2 BackChemical Plant ZoneE.G.G.M.A.N.Grand MetropolisGreen Hill ZoneIceCap Zone (Act 1)Live and LearnMystic MansionStardust Speedway Bad Future (JPN/PAL)Unknown from M.E.
Playlists
Main series Console: Sonic the Hedgehog2CD3 & Knuckles3D BlastAdventureAdventure 2Heroes2006Unleashed4: Episode IColors (Wii)Generations4: Episode IILost WorldMania (Plus)Forces
Handheld: Sonic the Hedgehog (Game Gear/Master System)2ChaosTriple TroubleBlastPocket AdventureAdvance23RushAdventureColors (DS)
Spin-offs Platformers
Storybook: Secret RingsBlack Knight
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
Other: Knuckles' ChaotixShadow the HedgehogRivals 2

Racing: DriftRRidersFree RidersSEGA All-Stars Racing (DS)All-Stars Racing TransformedTeam Racing


Mario & Sonic: at the Olympic GamesLondon 2012Sochi 2014Rio 2016


Mobile: RunnersAngry Birds Dash EpicForces: Speed Battle


Compilations: Jam


Other: SchoolhouseSpinballDr. Robotnik's Mean Bean MachineLabyrinthFightersPinball PartyBattleXChronicles: The Dark BrotherhoodBig's Big Fishing Adventure 3
Related Sonic 25th Anniversary Party
Crossovers NiGHTS: Into DreamsJourney of Dreams
Super Smash Bros.: Brawlfor Wii U & 3DS (3DSfor Wii U) • Ultimate

Other: LEGO DimensionsNinjala
Fake games Adventures of Sonic the HedgehogAdventure 3Shadow and the Snow Queen2: Special Editionat the Tokyo 2020 Olympic GamesThe Real Housewives of Orange County & Knuckles
Fan games Somarisonic.exeGreen Hill Paradise: Act 2Project SurvivalTime TwistedBefore the SequelAfter the SequelBefore, After & During the SequelRobo Blast 2Robo Blast 2 (v2.2)Totino's ManiaHysteria
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