Volume L Album Announcement || SiIvaFes

"Volume L Album Announcement || SiIvaFes"
Basic information
Video link	YouTube
Playlist	SiIvaSummer All-Star Festival: All Reveals/Specials ()
Upload date	July 26, 2020
Announces	The pending release of both SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L [Side A] and SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L [Side B]
Event	SiIvaSummer All-Star Festival
Length	1:37
Contribu­tor(s)	eg_9371, ChickenSuitGuy, Grambam36

"Volume L Album Announcement || SiIvaFes" is the announcement video for both albums SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L [Side A] and SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L [Side B].

Summary

This is a mock "movie trailer" that sets up Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark, an audio drama starring Wood Man that is to be included on SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L [Side A] & [Side B].

Transcript

Click "Show transcript" to see the transcript.

[We open on an ancient treasure map that leads to a temple in Atumalaca, as "Confrontation" plays in the background.] Narrator: The legends say that there is a hidden treasure deep in the jungles of Atumalaca. [Cut to a shot of a temple room filled with treasure.] Untold riches beyond your wildest dreams. [We see a montage of various characters: Joe from Loco Loco, Game Dude, Fanboy & Chum Chum, an Agent from Club Penguin, and Wowkie Zhang. In the background, various videos pan by: the "It Burns! Burns! Burns!" music video, the Game Dude intro, the Gracie Films ident, the Fanboy & Chum Chum intro, the Playboi Carti Standing Goat, the Eyewitness intro, Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force's box art, "Laughing Baby Bubbling Remix", "BUDOTS FUNNY DANCE 2020 | FUNNY BUDOTS 2020", and the "Sunshine, Rainbow, White Pony" music video.] And yet, even the most hardened explorers have failed to retrieve it. For the temple... is fraught... with danger! No man has entered its bowels and lived to tell the tale. [D.Va and Big Chungus appear, with matching videos in the background.] But there's one out there... one... who's dumb enough to take the bait! [Wood Man appears in Indiana Jones garb as a mm2wood rendition of the Indiana Jones theme kicks in. We then see assorted Indiana Jones clips with the heads of Wood Man, Game Dude, and Wowkie pasted in.] Woodyana Stones stars in the hottest SiIvaFest film yet. Filled with action! [Cut to Woodyana swinging over a gap on a rope.] Romance! [Cut to Woodyana and D.Va in the temple.] Drama! [Cut to Woodyana running from a boulder a la Raiders.] And no... actual... visuals! [Cut to more Indiana Jones clips with Woodyana, Joe, and a golden Playboi Carti Standing Goat idol from the treasure room illustration edited in. For one frame as Wood Man holds the Holy Grail, meme text appears reading "CONSUME THE WOOD CHALICE". Cut again to the treasure map, with both the original "FUNNY BUDOTS 2020" goblin and an illustration of him dancing in front of it.] It's a race against time to see who can retrieve the lost rips of Atumalaca! [The title appears over the treasure room.] Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark! The hit new audio drama to be featured in SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L! [The album's logo appears, followed by the text "coming this summer" in Comic Sans.] Coming this Summer! [Fade to black. The SiIvaSummer All-Star Festival bumper then plays.]

Description

"SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L" is an all-new compilation album, featuring lost (hence the L) and unreleased rips spanning all the way from the channel's very beginning all the way up to October 20, 2019!
The album also includes an action-packed audio drama adventure titled WOODYANA STONES: RAIDER MADE OF LOST BARK!
Follow famous archaeologist Woodyana and his friend D.va as they take a trip to the hidden temples of Atumalaca to retrieve a legendary treasure.

Look out for the album in early August!
#SiIvaFes

Trivia

• The temple room filled with treasure has various references on the treasure pile (from left to right):
  • The "Consume the Cum Chalice" cup
  • ???
  • ???
  • ???
  • The number 7 from the title screen of 7 GRAND DAD
  • ???
  • A Pokémon ball
  • A gold statue of the Playboi Carti Standing Goat
  • A Kazoo
  • A blue ruby from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
  • A bitcoin
  • The Papers, Please approved stamp
  • A Fortnite V-Buck
  • A Reddit gold award
  • A bag with four coins with "4" on them, meant to represent foreskin quarters
  • The King for a Day crown
  • A Star Coin from the Mario series
  • ???
  • A green ruby from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
  • ???
  • The "Dat Boi" unicycle
  • A The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Majora's Mask

See also

• A Lost Announcement || SiIvaFes