"Wind Guide You - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" is a high quality rip of "Wind Guide You" from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Jokes[]
The rip shows an edited picture of Todd Howard, where he's bald, pale, and ill, zooming in onto his face, slowly, over the advertised track. A voice, playing as Ted Howitzer, can be heard, tricking people to buy Todd Howard's games, as a way to cure his sickness.
Transcript[]
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[coughing, hacking]
Hey guys... [crying] Todd, I mean... [coughing] Ted Howitzer here...
I hope you guys are enjoying... the SilvaGunner E3 [cough] coverage... and all the rips... that have come out so far... [groan] No, guys... don't worry about me, [cough] I'll be fine... a little gangrene never hurt anyone...
Listen... I don't have very long left in this life... [cough] but I do have one last thing I want to do...
You see... one of my biggest inspirations in this life is Todd Howard... [hacking] What an amazing guy...
I love The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, now available for the Amazon Echo, as well as Amazon Alexa... [hacking]
Right... you see what I'm getting at here... I- I want you guys to buy Todd Howard's games for me... buy Bethesda games, ensure that you carry on the legend of the Dragonborn... [groan]
Y'know, that Elder Scrolls, y'know, for the phone? That looks pretty great, you should play it when it comes out... and also don't forget to sign up for the beta of Fallout 76[hacking] and pre-order it too... [intense coughing]
Gah... I... I think I just coughed up blood... [coughing] it's... it's nothing, it's nothing...
Y'know... maybe these games... have a special power... like... if you buy them... they could cure people... no, that's... that's just an urban legend...
Listen... just enjoy yourselves at E3... and buy my- uh, I mean, Todd's games... [gasp] Sovngarde... I'm ready... [choking]
