Amateur
1, 2, 3, 4, GO!
(Woo, hoo) (x4)
Bowser screams in pain
(Woo, hoo) (x4)
Well, my heart knows me better than I know myself
So I'm gonna lol myself sauce
(Yahoo, Yahoo)
I came across a place in the Mushroom Kingdom
With a big black DOUBLE and a cherry-Koopaling-tree
(Yahoo, Yahoo)
I fell in fear, fell in fear
I said don't look back, just don't look back
(Yahoo, Yahoo)
When the big black Koopa that looked this way
Said, you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine
I said, you look so faf that I really wanna make you mine
Big black boots (x2)
She's so big with her
Get back stare
Big black Koopa
But I said no, no, no, no, no, no
I said, no, no, you're not the one for me
NO!, no, NO!, Noo, Noo
NO!, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you're not the one for me (Here we go!)
(Yahoo) So he's finally here, performing for you
(Yahoo) He's the leader of Koopas, you know him too
(Yahoo) He can fire in spurt, and he needs to
(Yahoo) He's the first member of the Koopa Crew (Huh!)
I said, are you gonna be my Kong?
And my heart had a problem in the early hours
So it stopped it dead- Mario death sound
(Yahoo) His coconut gun can fire in spurts
(Yahoo) If he shoots ya, it's firing in spurts
But I four, five, six c'mon and get your kicks
C'mon and get your fist, c'mon Right Back at Ya (Yeah!)
She's quick and nimble and quick and nimble
And quick and nimble and quick and nimble
So I sent her to a place in the middle of no place
With a big DOUBLE cherry and a cherry tree
(Yahoo) He has no style, he has a coconut gun
(Yahoo) Th-th-th-this kong has a coconut gun
Now it won't come back 'cause it's oh-so-back
And now I've got a back for the Back-to-Back
(Yahoo) This coconut rap isn't funny
(Yahoo) If you know the words, you need to shoot yourself huh!
(Yahoo, Yahoo)
KT and Jet, take it too the fridge!
And it said, I could see
You home with me
But you were with another man (Yeah!)
I know we
Ain't got much to say
Before I let you get away (Yeah!)
Big black boobs
I said, are you gonna be my meme?
I said No, God please No, NO, NO
NOO GOD!, you're not the one for me (Yahoo)
No, God please No (Yahoo)
NO, NO (Yahoo)
NOO GOD!, you're not the one for me
(WAHOO!)
Big black horse and a cherry tree
I can't quite get there 'cause they've all forsaken me (Yahoo)
Big black horse (Yahoo) and a cherry tree (Yahoo)
I can't quite get there 'cause they've all forsaken me (Yahoo)
IIIIIIIIII (Yahoo)
I could see (Yahoo)
You home with me (Yahoo)
But you were with another (Yahoo)
Man Yeah! (Yahoo)
I know we ain't got much to say (Yahoo)
Before I let you (Yahoo)
Get away Yeah! (Yahoo)
Be my girl (no, no, no, no, no, no) (Yahoo)
Be my girl (no, no) (Yahoo)
Are you gonna be my (no, no) (Yahoo) girl?
Yeah.
Bowser laughs
K.K
Koopa Kong
K.K (The Super Mario Galaxy 2 variant of "Slider" briefly plays.)